TEXAS
1836-2014

CELEBRATING
178 YEARS OF
TEXAS

Texas History Timeline
THIS TIME OF THE YEAR MAKES
CRAZY JOHN A NERVOUS RACK. HE HATES
THE I-R-ASS
CRAZY JOHN AT THE
2013 HOUSTON RODEO
Y'ALLS TEXAS STORE booth
BUY YURE NEW
2016 BOOK TADAY!!
GO TO THE RETURN OF
HOW TO TALK TEXAN
Y'ALL TEXAS STORE IS LINKED TO THIS
PAGE, BECAUSE "CRAZY" JOHN'S BOOK IS
SOLD THERE
GOTO Y'ALL TEXAS
GO TO:
Counter
Oil Painting of the Alamo by Blake Henderson
BLAKE SPENT A WEEK IN SAN
ANTONIA, TAKING PHOTOS AT
DIFFERENT TIMES OF THE DAY.
FROM HIS PHOTOS, HE PAINTED
THIS ALAMO PICTURE. HIS
COUSIN,
JOHN FARRELL, HAD
COMMISSIONED HIM TO PAINT
HIM AN ALAMO PICTURE AND
JOHN WANTED THE PICTURE TO
INCLUDE MODERN TANKS AND
OTHER WARFARE ATTACKING
THE ALAMO. UPON COMPLETING
THE PAINTING, JOHN REFUSED
THE PAINTING BECAUSE IT DID
NOT INCLUDE THE REQUESTED
MODERN WARFARE. BLAKE
COULD NOT BRING HIMSELF TO
DISRESPECT THE ALAMO, SO HE
LEFT OUT JOHN'S REQUEST.
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NEW...NEW...NEW.
March 2, 1836
Texas  Declaration of
Independence
MARCH 6, 1836
REMEMBER THE
ALAMO!!
NEW LOOK OF “The Return of How To Talk Texan”
TOTALLY NEW BOOK BINDER
CRAZY JOHN LOOKS AT THE LABULL TO BE SHORE HE
AIN’T TAKING THE WRONG
PAILS !!
(NOTICE NEW BINDING)
NEW TEXAS SAYINGS INCLUDED ON OPPOSING PAGES
FOR YUR LAUGHTER AND ENTERTAINMENT!
!