STAR "WERES" DISCLAIMER to Star Weres

     Be advised; this is a satire, meant to bring comic relief. Anyone offended by the satirical content of this site, please forgive me. It is meant to do no harm. I love the Star Wars episodes, and since Star Wars Episode II debuted on the same day (May 16th) as the sad announcements, this story  seemed appropriate. Writing has always been a way of healing for me. The incident was very difficult for all of us, and we need a laugh. Please laugh with me. No harm is intended.
    My two years at Concordia have been a blessing for me. I have been touched by some the most wonderful people I have ever been associated with. Many of the students that I have met and taught have become very special to me. My two year association with the Concordia soccer team was outstanding. If I had dreamed of a script to write about, the past two years would have been a perfect choice. Perhaps the ending may have been written differently, but the basic story would have been the same. I thank God for allowing me to be a part of a truly great two years. I pray for a very special blessing for each of you. For those, like myself, who are suffering, remember God has a better plan. Doors will be opened and new lives begun.

God bless you all,

Don Henderson
 
 

$tars Weres(talk Texan) (The "List" Episode)
Disclaimer

    In a place, far, far down the corridor of space, along the 2920 space way, in another Galaxy and another way, was the land of Concordia. Recently, Concordia had shown brightly as a satellite of hope, proudly displaying signs of growth, as an oasis, in a desert of otherwise educational void.
    However, part of the growth of Concordia was influenced by the dark side and led by the evil one: Darth $ader. Due to his cunning presence, Concordia's young Edu-eye student warriors were less and less influenced by good and more and more influenced by the dark side. The population of the Empire had increased so rapidly that evil was about to prevail. Darth $ader's influence was being felt everywhere. The council, meeting in secret, was desperately trying to save the Empire. They knew that Darth $ader was influencing even their finances. The recent collapse of  the Empire of  InCon had affected the livelihood  of many  young  Edu-eye warrior parents.  The attack of the Aliens on the towers in the remote island of N.Y. had directly affected millions of people throughout the Galaxy and many indirectly in the Concordia community. The council was now faced with the difficult task of saving Concordia from further attack by Darth $ader. The price would be heavy. Causalities would be needed in order to continue to fight against the dark side. The immediate solution was to down size the entire Edu-eye warrior training staff. So, guided by U.D.1- Leader, the plan was given to I-B-One-JBodie and a meeting was called for all  Edu-eye warrior instructors for 7:00 A.M., May 16, 2002 (so as to correspond with the debut of Star Wars Episode II): The course of action was deemed necessary because Darth $ader was so close within that you could hear his breathing. Six Edu-eye warrior instructors would be removed, based on expendability. With a trimmed back squad, and the calling of younger recruits, the Empire could strike back. On May 16, the announcement was made that Concordia must make some drastic changes in order for the Empire to survive Darth $ader's attacks. I-B-one J.Bodie was given the list of who would be removed. One by one they were called in. Here is the list of $tar Weres:

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Mr. Hairy Wookie( the holder of the dead C Scrolls( Concordia scrolls) and instructor of religion. Expendable because of age and salary.
 
 
 

 

Mr. G.T.Physician for the future Edu-eye warriors. Expendable because his job was a luxury and not a necessity (90 hours of work per week was not enough to save him).
 
 
 
 
 

Mr. A. Hinderance instructor of Galaxies, Stars and Aquatics. Expendable because of age and salary (also Mr. Hinderance recently wrecked a vehicle while trying to take off from the space platform).
 

 

 

Mrs. See Darker Languages and history of the planet. Expendable for unknown reason$
 
 
 
 
 

Mrs. N. Pain  Mathematics of Space. Placed on part time call

 

 

Mr. Jimmy G force-Financial wizard. Expendable because of $

 

Darth $ader has also stolen away our beloved  McPrincess Bab.                      

  

The Concordia Empire must now look to Duke Scott Walter, the young Edu-eye instructor who is trained to fight the evil one. His saber of light must immediately be used to cleanse the system of the dark side of Darth $ader. Picture the duel,  Duke Scott Walter vs. Darth $ader (Good vs. Evil).    

 There  now are dark forces at work in the kingdom of Concordia and future generations must pay, while present are  now paying. The number of young dedicated  Edu-eye warriors is down. The Empire now lies in partial disarray, and  Darth $ader has almost succeeded in changing the name to Discordia.

Copyright by Don Henderson 5/16/2002