The  proper  King's English

You English majors and wordsmiths will appreciate this old and
fading art of writing:

In this world of hi-tech, I have noticed that many who text messages
and email have forgotten the "art" of capitalization.  Those of you
who fall into this category, please take note of the following
statement below:

'Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and
helping your uncle jack off a horse.

I cannot stress enough that proper use of grammar can be most important.

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