| Be advised; this is a satire, meant to bring comic relief. Anyone offended by the satirical content of this site, please forgive me. It is meant to do no harm. I love the Star Wars episodes, and since (attack of the Clones trailer)--------> Star Wars Episode II debuted on the same day (May 16th, 2002) as the sad announcements, this story seemed appropriate. Writing has always been a way of healing for me. The incident was very difficult for all of us, and we need a laugh. Please laugh with me. No harm is intended. My two years at Concordia have been a blessing for me. I have been touched by some the most wonderful people I have ever been associated with. Many of the students that I have met and taught have become very special to me. My two year association with the Concordia soccer team was outstanding. If I had dreamed of a script to write about, the past two years would have been a perfect choice. Perhaps the ending may have been written differently, but the basic story would have been the same. I thank God for allowing me to be a part of a truly great two years. I pray for a very special blessing for each of you. For those, like myself, who are suffering, remember God has a better plan. Doors will be opened and new lives begun. God bless you all, May the "FORCE" (GOD) BE WITH YOU!! Don Henderson Concordia Science and Soccer Coach: 2000-2002 |
| STAR "WERES" DISCLAIMER |
$tar Weres "The List" Episode |
| In a place, far, far down the corridor of space, along the 2920 space way, in another Galaxy and another way, was the land of Concordia. Recently, Concordia had shown brightly as a satellite of hope, proudly displaying signs of growth, as an oasis, in a desert of otherwise educational void. However, part of the growth of Concordia was influenced by the dark side and led by the evil one: Darth $ader. Due to his cunning presence, Concordia's young Edu-eye student warriors were less and less influenced by good and more and more influenced by the dark side. The population of the Empire had increased so rapidly that evil was about to prevail. Darth $ader's influence was being felt everywhere and Concordia was being called Dis-Cordia. The council, meeting in secret, was desperately trying to save the Empire of Concordia. They knew that Darth $ader was influencing even their finances. The recent collapse of the Empire of InCon had affected the livelihood of many young Edu-eye warrior parents. The attack of the Aliens on the towers in the remote island of N.Y. had directly affected millions of people throughout the Galaxy and many indirectly in the Concordia community. The council was now faced with the difficult task of saving Concordia from further attack by Darth $ader. The price would be heavy. Causalities would be needed in order to continue to fight against the dark side. The immediate solution was to down size the entire Edu-eye warrior training staff. So, guided by U.D.1- Leader, the plan was given to I-B-One-JBodie. A meeting was called for all Edu-eye warrior instructors for 7:00 A.M., May 16 (so as to correspond with the debut of Star Wars Episode II): The course of action was deemed necessary because Darth $ader was so close within that you could hear his breathing. Six Edu-eye warrior instructors would be removed, based on extendability. With a trimmed back squad, and the calling of younger recruits, the Empire could strike back. On May 16, the announcement was made that Concordia must make some drastic changes in order for the Empire to survive Darth $ader's attacks. I-B-one J.Bodie was given the list of who would be removed. One by one they were called in. GO TO The List of Star Weres: |
| ALERT!!! McPrincess Barb our beloved princess has been stolen away by Darth $ader She is being held captive in that alien "Cajun" nation. |
DUKE SCOTT WALTER
McPrincess Barb
There now are dark forces at work in the kingdom
of Concordia and future generations must pay,
while present ones are now paying. The number
of young dedicated Edu-eye warriors is down.
The Empire of Concordia now lies in partial
disarray, and Darth $ader has almost succeeded
in changing the name to Discordia.
of Concordia and future generations must pay,
while present ones are now paying. The number
of young dedicated Edu-eye warriors is down.
The Empire of Concordia now lies in partial
disarray, and Darth $ader has almost succeeded
in changing the name to Discordia.
| DARTH $ADER |
| Princess Leia |
| Chebaca |
| Luke SkyWalker |
| © Albert Henderson 2002 |
| © Albert Henderson 2002 |
| © Albert Henderson 2002 |
| © Albert Henderson 2002 |
UPDATED May 16, 2019, 1st
update after seeing the NEW STAR
WARS MOVIE in 2016
THE FORCE AWAKENS
update after seeing the NEW STAR
WARS MOVIE in 2016
THE FORCE AWAKENS
UPDATED MAY 16, 2019
HARD TO BELIEVE THIS
TOOK PLACE 17 YEARS
AGO TODAY, MAY 16, 2019
TOOK PLACE 17 YEARS
AGO TODAY, MAY 16, 2019