| Mr Hairy Wookiie A. Hinderance Mr. G.T. Physician Mrs. See Darker Mrs. N. Pain Jimmy G. Force |
| Mr Hairy Wookie Holder of the C Scrolls (Concordia Scrolls) and instructor of religion. Expendable because of age and salarye and salary. |
| Mr A. Hinderence instructor of Galaxies, Stars and Aquatics. Expendable because of age and salary( also, Mr Hinderance recently wrecked a vehicle while trying to take off from the space platform. |
| Mr. G.T.Physician Doctor for the future Edu-eye warriors. Expendable because his job was a luxury and not a necessity (90 hours of work per week was not enough to save him) |
| Mrs. See Darker Language and history of the planet. Expendable for unknown reason$ |
| Mrs. N. Pain Mathematics of Space. Placed on part time call. |
| Jimmy G. Force Financial wizard. Expendable because of $ |
| THE LIST OF STAR WERES |
| On May 16, 2002, the following were called to the office of I-B-One J Bodie and informed that they would be dismissed. One by one these were called in: Hairy Wookie, Mr. A. Hinderance, Mr. G.T. Physician, Mrs. See Darker, Mrs. N. Pain and Jimmy G. Force |
| © Albert Henderson 2002 |